Dopp Juice Archive

After much grief, I finally got insurance for my PDA cell phone (Treo650) from Sprint’s third-party insurance provider, lock/line. And I’ll have you know, it’s covers damage or loss from just about everything except for nuclear explosions and acts of war. They really felt the need to point that out to me in bold type.My first thought was of mild impending doom. “Even my phone company thinks we’re about to be obliterated!” My second thought was, “Now where is their patriotism? If they’re expecting acts of nuclear war to destroy my phone, why won’t they replace it for me afterwards in the name of Uncle Sam?”Here ends the story of my cell phone gripes. Go in peace.