Announcing: Crazy Blind Twitter Mixer (CBTM) June 8-10
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Okay, here’s the plan:

Everyone in the Bay Area who’s paying attention right now, please do the following (even if you’re in a monogamous relationship)…

  1. Go to
  2. Walk through the SF Bay Area site wizard (it doesn’t ask for any personal info until the end)
  3. Make yourself available for Sunday, Monday, and/or Tuesday nights (the more the better).
  4. Make your territory as broad as you feel comfortable with, but at least include San Francisco’s Mission District (you can get there. i know you can).
  5. Make yourself available for all ages and genders with no other restrictions (come on! you can deal with this! okay, specify gender IF YOU MUST).
  6. Use the “Intention” box to be honest about the fact that you’re just doing this for fun and to meet new people. (You should probably mention that monogamous relationship of yours, too.)
  7. Finish the wizard, sit back, and see who it sets you up with (you can always say “no”).
  8. Show up (even if it seems really really weird. You’re totally allowed to bail after 20 minutes).
  9. Twitter an update about your date every time you or your date goes to the restroom (keeping in mind that your date might see those tweets).

You’ve got nothing to lose except your pride, and that’s really not worth keeping anyway. Ready? Go.

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2 Responses to “Announcing: Crazy Blind Twitter Mixer (CBTM) June 8-10”

  1. Fivestar Says:

    I love how you’re such an instigator!

  2. Severe Says:

    haven’t used that site in a few months – has tha dating pool expanded a bit since then? now that ahm local ahd be intae givin it anutha shot, but it batted a pretty strong 0 fer 3 (well, ahd give tha second date a half a point in terms of compatibility if she didn’t live in marin).