{"id":910,"date":"2009-10-02T17:44:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-03T00:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarahdopp.com\/blog\/?p=910"},"modified":"2009-10-02T18:00:59","modified_gmt":"2009-10-03T01:00:59","slug":"up-with-maintenance-down-with-all-that-lame-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/2009\/up-with-maintenance-down-with-all-that-lame-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Up with Maintenance! Down with… all that lame stuff…"},"content":{"rendered":"
Heads up, this content is 17 years old. Please keep its age in mind while reading.<\/div>

So… look.<\/p>\n

I am part of a wonky industry. And by wonky<\/em> I mean hugely imbalanced, superficial, bubblicious, and lined with unkeepable promises.<\/p>\n

I’m a web presence consultant<\/strong>, and I’m good at it. I build nice websites that people can update themselves, and I train people on how to use the Internet better so that they can survive and grow on their own. I’ve been building websites for 12 years, and I’ve been completely self-employed in the industry for five. Despite having just ended a large contract that was my primary (and often only) source of income for the last two years, I (magically) have no lack of clients right now.<\/p>\n

But I also have an identity crisis. (You’d think I’d be good at those by now, but no, they still get me every time.)<\/p>\n

I present to you Exhibit A, courtesy of the Laughing Squid blog<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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It’s parody, but it’s not a joke. This is my industry. Or at least, it’s one of them — the “Social Media Douchebag*” industry.\u00a0 The other professions I pledge allegiance to seem to include:<\/p>\n

– Sleazy Marketers
\n– Naive Self-Helpey Life Coaches
\n– Overpriced Web Designers
\n– Out-of-Touch-with-Reality Engineers<\/p>\n

Apologies to all the peers I just offended, but come on, you know what I’m talking about.<\/p>\n

Normally I don’t let this reputation game get to me, but I’m going through one of those Repositioning phases where I have to start telling people what I do for a living again. Unfortunately, this is quickly turning into a game of, “No, I’m a good<\/em> witch. You want to drop your house over there, on my sister, the green one.”<\/p>\n

You ever try to define yourself by explaining what you’re not (like how I’m doing in this blog post)?\u00a0 It puts the focus in the wrong place.\u00a0 DON’T THINK ABOUT THE GROSS STUFF!\u00a0 I SAID DON’T THINK ABOUT IT! EWWW!\u00a0 (Bear with me — I’m getting this out of my system.)<\/p>\n

Now couple this industry reputation crisis with the fact that clients’ needs, on the whole, are changing dramatically.\u00a0 Tools have gotten easier to use, and the people who hire us are so much more capable and Internet savvy than they used to be. We no longer just build a website, optimize it for search engines, and walk away until something breaks. “Success” on the Internet now requires frequent content updates, and clients are willing to take that work on themselves. The ones who want help want long-term partnerships with consultants who can advise them on their processes and fix little techie things when they get stuck.<\/p>\n

It used to be all about building the website, and everyone left the maintenance as an underfunded afterthought (meaning that’s when consultants moved on). Now it’s all <\/em>about the maintenance… the kind that says, “You’re doing great work. What do you need?”<\/p>\n

But tell me honestly: who here is setting up sustainable businesses that support the “I just need a few hours of help a month” clients?<\/p>\n

My hunch is that we may need to drop our Web Development Consulting models and go learn from accountants, therapists, attorneys, doctors, and professors.<\/p>\n

How do we build a business on maintenance?\u00a0 How many clients can one consultant handle?\u00a0 Can we teach our peers to do this, too?\u00a0 And can we do it all without being Sleazy Naive Out-of-Touch-with-Reality Overpriced Douchebags?<\/p>\n

If you’re already doing this work, please come find me.<\/p>\n

And I’ll keep the rest of ya’lls posted on what we figure out.<\/p>\n

* Yes, I do know the term douchebag<\/em> is offensive and tasteless, and represents a form of social oppression, and refers to something completely useless and bad for people. That’s partly why I accept its usage in this context.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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