{"id":210,"date":"2006-05-26T08:52:51","date_gmt":"2006-05-26T15:52:51","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-05-26T08:52:51","modified_gmt":"2006-05-26T08:52:51","slug":"straight_talk_about_supersized_sundaes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/2006\/straight_talk_about_supersized_sundaes\/","title":{"rendered":"Straight talk about supersized sundaes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"juiz-outdated-message jodpm-top\">Heads up, this content is 20 years old. Please keep its age in mind while reading.<\/div><p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/franchisee.coldstonecreamery.com\/images\/upload\/Founders.gif\" \/><\/center><a href=\"http:\/\/self-censored.livejournal.com\/\">Self_Censored<\/a> writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>you know how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldstonecreamery.com\/\">coldstone<\/a> has three sizes?well they&#8217;re &#8220;like it&#8221;, &#8220;love it&#8221;, &#8220;gotta have it&#8221;my proposal is that we rename them: &#8220;oh crap now i can&#8217;t eat for the rest of the day&#8221;, &#8220;i have a great personality&#8221;, and &#8220;fuck you, buddy, the majority of america is overweight so you can wipe that smirk off your trim face&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Amen, sister. Amen.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heads up, this content is 20 years old. Please keep its age in mind while reading.Self_Censored writes: you know how coldstone has three sizes?well they&#8217;re &#8220;like it&#8221;, &#8220;love it&#8221;, &#8220;gotta have it&#8221;my proposal is that we rename them: &#8220;oh crap now i can&#8217;t eat for the rest of the day&#8221;, &#8220;i have a great personality&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}