{"id":207,"date":"2006-05-12T16:22:11","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T23:22:11","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-05-12T16:46:01","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T16:46:01","slug":"new_hampshire_faq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/2006\/new_hampshire_faq\/","title":{"rendered":"New Hampshire FAQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"juiz-outdated-message jodpm-top\">Heads up, this content is 20 years old. Please keep its age in mind while reading.<\/div><p><b>Q: What the heck are you gonna do in New Hampshire?<\/b>A: That&#8217;s an excellent question.Mostly, I&#8217;m going to do the same things I always do &#8212; blog and build websites and maintain the same good discussions I have with friends all over the world on a regular basis.  Boy, do I love the internet.  And I <i>really<\/i> love this new laptop!<b>Q: So why New Hampshire?  Why not San Francisco?  <\/b>A: That&#8217;s another excellent question.  Let me put it this way:  If <i>you<\/i> had to choose between hanging out in New Hampshire where you won&#8217;t have a car, and hanging out in San Francisco where you have your own apartment and a city of awesome resources at your disposal&#8230; which you <i>you<\/i> pick?New Hampshire.  I thought so.<b>Q: Um&#8230; right&#8230;  Well, what <i>else<\/i> are you gonna do there?  <\/b>A: Well, I&#8217;m going to stay primarily with my amazing grandparents who treat me like a daughter (you know, the ones whom if i don&#8217;t call three times a month they think I&#8217;ve died in an earthquake).  They have a basement full of a bunch of stuff they want to get rid of, and they&#8217;ve requested my assistance in selling it on eBay.  (Is anyone out there a connoisseur of first edition books and classic records, and want first dibs?)<b>Q: What about the rest of your family and East Coast friends?<\/b>A: Yes, they&#8217;re there, too.  <b>Q: So how long are you staying?<\/b>A:  Dunno.  I bought a one-way plane ticket.<b>Q: Huh?! Are you ever coming back to San Francisco???<\/b>A: Of course. I just signed another year&#8217;s lease on my apartment, and I absolutely love it out here.<b>Q: Okay, then.  Let me rephrase.  When are you <i>leaving<\/i> New Hampshire and returning to San Francisco?<\/b>A: Oh, I get you now.  I&#8217;m going to leave when something important in San Francisco requires my presence, or when I get sick of New Hampshire folk staring at my shaved head.  I figure that will happen in 3 or 4 weeks.  Maybe more time.  Maybe less.<b>Q: I think you&#8217;re strange and impulsive and I really wish you&#8217;d make more sense so I can know what you&#8217;re going to do.<\/b>A: Sorry, what was your question again?  I didn&#8217;t catch that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heads up, this content is 20 years old. Please keep its age in mind while reading.Q: What the heck are you gonna do in New Hampshire?A: That&#8217;s an excellent question.Mostly, I&#8217;m going to do the same things I always do &#8212; blog and build websites and maintain the same good discussions I have with friends [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sarahdopp.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}