if you’re looking for me, i’ve more or less dropped off the face of the earth until may or so. i’m staying at Workaholisma, a black-hole-style planet in one of the outer galaxies, heavily avoided by sane people. the entire staff knows my name there.if you need me urgently, calling is more likely to get my attention than email. if you’re patiently waiting for my attention, please sign the guestbook below.
workaholic void

April 15th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
i don’t remember ever hearing of that planet. i suppose i should’ve taken an astronomy class.
and i will point out that you are coming up on how stupidly long i took to answer your last email, which means i will get to start hassling you about answering mine soon. i can’t wait!
April 15th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Sending sunlight and good food out through the neighborhood wormhole.
Will wait patiently for further transmissions.
April 15th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
I’ve been there. Okay place. Lots of snack foods.