you know how coldstone has three sizes?well they’re “like it”, “love it”, “gotta have it”my proposal is that we rename them: “oh crap now i can’t eat for the rest of the day”, “i have a great personality”, and “fuck you, buddy, the majority of america is overweight so you can wipe that smirk off your trim face”
Amen, sister. Amen.
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